“You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.”

— Plato

This evening one of our designers said he saw me on TV. Since I had no recollection of being filmed recently, I was confused as to what she was referring to. That was until I saw this image:

Strangely, I have to agree with her on this. I have become very Roger-esque in my demeanor and hairstyles these days.

For those who are interested, yes, she still has a job and…

…yes, I did ask for her to show me what I would also look like if I had a goatee.

In 1976 was the same age my daughter is now (to all you algebra majors out there, this means “NEAL = OLD”). While this commercial would scare the my kids to death, it is no scarier than them seeing 800 promos on PBS for the looming global pandemic in between shows like Word Girl and Martha Speaks.

So, I had them take a test to see if they had the swine flu. It is a very easy test and just takes a few seconds. All you have to do is click the button to see if you have it. This test right now is 99.9999% accurate as of this post and is touted as the most realistic Swine Flu test on the web today.